"My repertoire now includes bumper stickers... a lowbrow art" says Gregory Zeorlin,
artist, poet and creator of StickyPhilosopher .com.  "Could my art get much lower?"
FAST & SLOW THINKING ART
Introducing......     Philosophically imbued Lowbrow Social Commentary Art.
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StickyPhilosopher Takes Time On The Nose
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Each 7 5/8"x 5" handmade clock is signed, dated and numbered.  The clock, clock motor and artist  are all "Made In America!"  (Battery not included but Rayovac or Eveready make them in USA).
Limited edition of 3 clocks.
(After that, some other beautiful mug shot clock will replace this kissable one...Start your collection today?)
"It's Time To Buy An All American Clock
By An Obscure American Artist!"
(Or buy it because it is unusual and not mass produced)
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StickyPhilosopher takes time on the nose!Decades of training went into perfecting this thumb painting technique.A limited capacity mind means not many of these clocks will be imagined.If I sold millions of bumper stickers I'd take time off. Help me, won't you?
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Suggestions for using bumper stickers
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Mail bumper stickers just like a greeting card. It's much more interesting for the same price as a typical greeting card.
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StickyPhilosopher.com is an educational website affiliated with the
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Pretend To Know bumper sticker 10" x 3" $4.15
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Look for Stella in a bumper sticker sale pitch.My bumper stickers are too big for Matchbox cars.This is our next home if you don't buy bumper stickers. My wife will not like it.Bumper stickers stick to all surfaces, even our minds.
Easy Questions bumper sticker 10" x 3" $4.15
Send pics of  how you use StickyPhilosopher   bumper stickers and they will be shown here. Become famous just like Stella.
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Send us pic of StickyPhilosopher bumper stickers on the road!
Car Wash bumper sticker 10" x 3" $4.15
Go Two-Ply because one is never enough.
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You missed this one.  New design coming.
You missed this one.  New design coming.
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Void Thinking bumper sticker
You missed this one.  New design coming.
Always Practice Safe Innuendo
You missed this one.  New design coming.
Excuses For Sale bumper sticker
You can also use bumper stickers like note cards.  Write on back of sticker with a permanent marker, place sticker in an envelope and mail.  Start sending notes that stick around.
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MIDBROW ART SECTION COMING DURING 2012
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Am I the maker of odd thoughts that stick around?
"Dropping" haiku bumper sticker 10" x 3"